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7 months ago ::
10 Dec 12 07:37 PM
#141
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http://youtu.be/kAG39jKi0lI
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7 months ago ::
17 Dec 12 08:14 PM
#142
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ITS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLEY
Dear Santa: How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you will remember all this come Christmas morning.Mary Christmas,Timmy JonesDear Timmy:
Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer, and the elves are all fine .... and thank you for asking about them.
Santa is a little worried about all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat.
Since you have indeed been a pretty good boy, I think I'll bring you something with which you can go outside and play.
Merry Christmas,
Santa
Mr. Claus:
Seeing that I have fulfilled the 'naughty vs nice' contract, set by by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to grant me what I have asked for.
I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation.
In addition, don't you think that a jibe at my weight is a bit trite considering your own obesity?
Respectfully,
Tim Jones
Mr. Jones:
While I acknowledge you have reasonably met the 'nice' criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is simply a REQUEST and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided.
Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident. We will be more than happy to take you on in open court.
Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills, and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin.
Very truly yours,
S. Claus
Now look here Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this, but you got personal. Now, you just be disrespecting me.
I'm about to tweet my boys and we's gonna be waitin' for your fat ass and takin' my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want .... whatever I want, man.
T-Bone
Listen, Pizza Face:
Seriously??? You think a dude who breaks into every house in the world on ONE night and never gets caught sweats a gang-banger wannabe?
He sees you when you're sleeping....he knows when you're awake." Sound familiar, genius?
You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people in such a way that if I described them to you right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll.
You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in your ass ... and then walk it dry.
Chew on that, Petunia
Dearest Santa:
Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.
Love,
Timmy
Dear Timmy:
That's what I thought .... you little bastard.
Santa
http://youtu.be/kAG39jKi0lI
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7 months ago ::
18 Dec 12 03:30 PM
#143
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Date Joined:
Sep 21, 2006
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A Morning League Christmas CarolThe story tells of an angry aggressive poker shark named TED_SMITH The tale begins on Christmas eve when the ghost of (Mrrbombay) visits TED_SMITH to try and change his ways in the hope that one day he might not try to steal everyone’s blinds. He tells him that three more poker ghosts will visit him this night. The first of the spirits, The Ghost of Christmas Past (cryptic3) takes TED to the scene of his youth which stir the old shark’s gentle and tender side by reminding him of a time when he was more innocent. They visit The poker site where as a young man TED used to play $1 sit and go’s with his mates, not caring if he won or lost, happy days indeed. The second spirit, The Ghost of Christmas Present (Sitout747) takes the old shark to the home of Lambone. There he witnesses their Christmas dinner of dry bread and water as Lambone had lost all his money trying to win the Morning League only to come runner up to TED The third spirit, The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come (pep1965) shows TED dire visions of the future – TED’s own empty bankroll and broken PC. These reveal the "shadows of what may be" hoping to prompt the old shark to change his ways. TED awakens on Christmas morning with joy and love in his heart and spends the day doing good deeds. First thing he does is transfer $50 to all the Morning League players. Then he sends Lambone the buyins for all his previous Morning League games. Last but not least he promises never to call (bloodyheck) a donkey ever again. These feats of kindness, generosity, and compassion, gain TED the reputation of a man who embodies the spirit of Christmas and is now loved by all the Morning League players and staff The end Merry Christmas to one and all Please take this post as just the bit of fun it is TED m8 I had to pick someone lol
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6 months ago ::
28 Dec 12 11:42 PM
#144
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one for post of the month lol 
http://youtu.be/kAG39jKi0lI
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5 months ago ::
20 Jan 13 09:51 PM
#145
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Just love the My 888 Omaha League - hope Hi Lo comes soon
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If you have been put off Tesco's Burgers after the Horse meat scandal, may I recommend Tesco finest meatballs they're the Dogs Bollocks !!
Post of the Quarter is open for April - June
http://my.888poker.com/go/thread/view/111122/29842329/post-of-the-quarter-april---june?pg=last#530928083
Get Posting, Get Nominating, Get Voting
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5 months ago ::
20 Jan 13 10:12 PM
#146
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Date Joined:
Sep 21, 2006
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 It's so cold here today the snowmen are ------ ice cream
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5 months ago ::
22 Jan 13 07:31 PM
#147
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Date Joined:
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Lol, Malc, Andrew & Ken. Desert snowballs that brings back memories Ken. Now whatever happened to him 
Post of the Quarter is open for April - June
http://my.888poker.com/go/thread/view/111122/29842329/post-of-the-quarter-april---june?pg=last#530928083
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5 months ago ::
22 Jan 13 08:22 PM
#148
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Hope Spring is round the corner, fed up with cold weather
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It's so cold here today the snowmen are ------ ice cream
Dont eat the ones with the flake in the top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeanie 
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5 months ago ::
22 Jan 13 11:39 PM
#149
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Date Joined:
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Our m8 Bob is changing his name again.
Bob the builder, is no more.
I saw Bob sitting by himself and he was crying. What's up i asked? Bob said they are all calling me bad names. Calm down m8 and tell me the problem. He said i wasn't always known as bob the builder did you know that Rod? Nah Bob i didn't. Yes Rod when i was a younger man I used to make boats and i was Bob the boaty. Hmm that's nice Bob, but wait Rod before that I used to repair cars and they loved me, they proudly called me Bob the mechanic, then i made bread and was known to all as Bob the baker, oh those were the days rod, but never again can i show my face. You see since i came back from a holiday in New Zealand they call me bad names, really bad names Rod. Oh geez that sounds rough Bob what happened.
One goat Rod, one Goat.
Bob the goat f er
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5 months ago ::
01 Feb 13 04:16 PM
#150
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Date Joined:
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 take that ace back i'm sure he can see strait though us
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