I was running cold so I took a break and picked up my guitar. Just fooling around as I often do when I heard a song I haven't heard in oh so very long a ballad called ringo.Then I thought maybe I could do in the way of Weird Al Yankovic a ballad of my own . So here it goes to the tune and chords of ringo.... My song , I hope you will enjoy



                                          Johnny Bingo

On the internet across the land
another freeroll was at hand
a way to make free money
a path to milk and honey
I have always been an optimist
so I put my name on the growing list
just under the names of ringo
and another called johnny bingo

    bingooo       Bingoooo

and in the forums I have read
of a player whose infamy had spread
win after win he gained much fame
and all around they feared the name    of johnny   

     bingooo      Bingoooo

I knew one day I'd face the test
to see which one of us would be the best
and sure enough it came around
the game in which I'd face him down
happily I took my seat
and finally I got to meet                       

    bingooo        Bingoooo

silently I gave praise
and from under the gun I did raise
for I knew he'd feel the sting
of my suited ace and king
one by one they began to fall
and only he had made the call

    bingooo         Bingoooo         

the flop came then rainbow ten queen jack
my bet he raised with 2rd's of his stack
I smiled then and shoved all in
I call said he with a great big grin

     bingooo        Bingoooo

we flipped our cards and I could see
he held unsuited  jack and three
I wish I could say I understood
why he thought his cards were good
for to me it read the end
of a player off the bend

     bingooo      Bingoooo

they say his odds were next to none
and the hand was not yet done
he slowly stood up from his seat
as the dealer showed the 3 on 4th street
the crowd began to cheer
and I began to fear

     bingooo      Bingoooo

as the river card was dealt
my eyes glued to the felt
I saw the 3 would you believe
another win he did recieve

     bingooo      Bingoooo

and in the forums again I read
of how his infamy had spread
win after win he gained much fame
and all around they feared the name  of Johnny   bingo

         bingooo bingooo bingoooo                                        


I put yer title right for you. ;)

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